Sup mates, my name is Ken-Sama, number 7643397
I’m a 27 year old American Lagaboo (prison fan for you cops). I draw naked women on my wall, and spend my days lifting and playing superior Prison games. (Dice, Dominoes, Basketball series)
I train with my Shiv every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through your guts because it is sharpened over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my shiv license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak con slang fluently, both Rikers Island and the Alcatraz dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Prison history and their Convict Code, which I follow 100%
When I get my sentence, I'll be moved to New York to attend a prestigious Attica Correctional Facility to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become The-Guy-Who-Can-Get-Things or a tattoo designer!
I own several peels, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the prison, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak con slang as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in prison!