>Gun X Sword
>Cowboy X Samurai or some shit
Dub VAs are all replaced except for Stephanie Sheh, since she's already Satan.
Plot is now about Van (pronounced like the vehicle) looking for his wife, who was kidnapped by the evil Goldenclaw. He teams up with Wendy, a plucky girl who needs to go find her brother, Mike, who was also kidnapped.
Along the way, they meet countless allies, including:
-Carmen, a traveling saleswoman who wears a lot of skin-covering blue clothing.
-The Vol-Trona 4, whose running gag is that they pilot a 5 person mech with 4 people, alongside Carlos always sleeping.
-Ray, a grumpy guy who never fights and uses his mech only for tunneling.
-Fasalina, a mother of two who only works for Goldenclaw to get food for her children.
The episodes about the city of twins and fucking messoghi are just gone (not that messoghi will be missed).
I'm pretty sure I still didn't even come close to make it bad enough, either.