!c4.MXvMVO2 No.13284840 ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey /a/,

My name is Minato, and I have a message for every single one of you; All of you are unpolished, slacking, and cowardly people who spend every second of their day looking at pictures. You are afraid of everything bad in the world, but it doesn't have to be that way. Honestly, don't you wonder why none of you have ever gotten a girlfriend? I know, it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you can do a lot better. This is becoming your biggest problem, even worse than any social problems you have.

Don't be a stranger to society. Take a look at me. I've become pretty much perfect. I was always avoiding social teams, and now I'm the best swordsmen in Kendo Club. What sports do you play, other than DDR? I studied every night, and now I get straight A's. I even have delicious harem (I just cuddled with Chihiro; it was SO warm). You are all just diamonds in the rough who should spend that little ounce of extra effort. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my harem.