/tg/ - Traditional Games

A Sorcerer would be an obvious choice.

>>19162421
Except they have to pick and choose spells, a warmage gets the -entire- list of spells to cast as long as he has spell slots. It also means if he takes a feat that adds certain spells to his list, he can use them right away, unlike Wizards or Sorcerers who have to memorize or select them.

NOPE!
unless you mean cleric.
but you'd have to be retarded to not know that cleric works like that.

Sorcerer, Oracle
You fucking retard.

It's an old system from CS 1.6 that did not take well into the more modern Source versions but still holds very interesting ideas. See, on the scale on which these maps were desgned a human being was as is implied in the name) as large as a rat or mouse. By doing so it lent simple places we spend our everyday lives in an incredibly epic and mysterious feel.

Ok, we need you to be a bit clearer with what happened.

Actually initiate combat?

Didn't you start a thread like this yesterday moaning about friday night and no gf? Pick one day a week to be melancholy and drunk about your lack of a relationship, please.

>>19162334
What happened to the /tg/ I know, who took joke posts and made them genuinely funny?

gf or /tg/ choose one!
You can't have both sorry!

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>>19162418
samefag

>>19162402
Actually make a joke post that is funny? This really lacks creativity, and if you won't work for it, neither will we.

And so the long awaited meeting with one holding almost all authority in the realm is about to start, the three cat women encircle you like one would do a VIP, making you wonder for a moment if your life was actually in danger and flaring all your sense to high alert, leaving Sylphis behind with total stranger while that order of mantis was roaming left you in a very, very sour mood but your friend is more than capable of taking care of herself, but that is also offset by her dutiful nature: starting a commotion here might lead to a diplomatic incident, you’re certain that’s what she’ll think if the worst is to happen.

The trio of servants led you for a good 10 minutes march inside the bowels of the castle where you and the pleasure of admiring the gothic interior, a human battlement would have something to envy over this architecture however the few gargoyles you saw posted above actually gave you the eerie feelings of being alive, if not even magical.

However, after passing a courtyard completely deserted, a small chapel with two large double doors sealing it was in sight and given the direction, it was your direction.
The three catfolk suddenly stop, leaving a good 5 meters before the entrance, each walk to your fort, forming a horizontal column.

‘’We have to ask for your sword, envoy’’

They weren’t asking, even if the tone was nice.

>>19162249

"Of course."

Unhooked our sword and pass it to them.

A few seconds to stare at each of the women before you nod gravely, adding a ‘’Of course’’ for emphasis, you fiddle a bit with the belt for you aren’t the most knowledgeable concerning the inner working of a proper man at arms equipment, but before you really start to feel embarrassed you managed to unhook the sword and hand it to the girl in the middle and for a moment, you search your link for Hadraniel, the angel doesn’t seem agitated, no she seem… serene.

While Sylphis is grave, on edge and also quite saddened.

‘’Blessing of the Water Dragon upon thee’’

So they say as you walk toward the small chapel

Do you enter? Or perhaps something is on your mind?

Anyone have some art of monsters in a modern day setting? Preferably trying to blend in?

>monster knight

>>19162403
What, like this?

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>>19162417

I am going to steal this image for a character in my campaign. Thank you /tg/.

Was working on the rest of this squad, but then I got sidetracked for a few hours sorting my bitz box and have been trying to decide what to do since.

Terminator armor, more of IG than just a few random guardsman, a ride in a Valkyrie, and traitors with hellguns.

For multiplayer, I wished they added Thousand Son Armor or even Night Lords armor

A new plot, for one. Relic only has the single plot, with minor variations.

>>19162158
so it's an rpg?

Dedicated servers.

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only lag.

>>19162157
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od2kqy34aNE
Oh my god... even chris-chan sounds pleasant compared to that... noise

that happened to me yesterday. my so called FLGS has several THAT GUYS one is this 450 lb NECKBEAST who hates blacks (but chickenshits out if he sees one in person) and wears the same smelly tupac shirt every single time he comes in. he also smells like a backed up sewer, and has this coughing wheeze that unleashes his dread breathe powers where he can etch platinum.

another is the GREASY JOE DIRT NECKBEARD who has hair that would instantly repel any kind of soap and attempts to wash it would prove futile and fatal. giant armpit stains on his lynard skynard cut off t-shirt, disturbed tattoos on his arms and a Tasmanian devil tattoo that he thinks makes him hardcore. he always has a better deck at his house, he just didnt bring it this time, and will totally whip anyone's asses in any card game. even card games that dont exist.

the jorges wants to be hardcore, but his mom wont let him guy.

the king toothache, teeth that would give a dentist a heart attack, dental hygienists deadly explosive diarrhea, and his grill should be in a fucking medical textbook.

the 4 different mongotards, riders of the short buses of the apopcicle. the less said the better. if you have ever seen that picture of the GIANT PIMPLE THE SIZE OF A GRAPEFRUIT ON DUDES NECK, thats the average size of these 4 chaos gods of retardation`s acne. they all smell like the worlds dirtiest locker room, dirty socks, sour milk, and unwashed ass.

the FAT COMIX CHIX : LOL SILLY BOIZ IMMA GAMER GURL/COMIX CHIX DONT HIT ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I HAVE A VAGINA!!!

then the sleazy surfer stoner greazeballs that steal peoples shit, get kicked out and show back up 2 weeks later for FNM and get kicked out for stealing peoples shit again.

fuck i need to drink a fifth of booze to wash the thoughts out of my head.

>>19162395
Amen brother. Let me get my jacket.

>>19162416

i'm that guy. wut?

>>19162387
Oh yeah, I think I saw a pony in a paint/model thread.
The audacity!

But seriously though. Threads about ponies, yeah, those belong to /mlp/ and should be deleted/Ignored (hah, as if), but what I really, really don't get are the people who rage about pony reaction images.
I mean come on, guys.

rolled 34, 12, 97, 27 = 170

Actions:
1) Complete Sunken Ruin
2-4) Begin work on Prohibitor.

>>19162392
And +38 planetary bonus to all four of those, of course.
One day I'll post a turn correctly, i swear.

The day has finally come.

The Great wall is complete.

The Sons have moved their race up inside of the now reinforced asteroid field and intend to continue expanding the wall outwards. While respectful of territories, the only boundaries the Sons recognise are physical.

Our time is now.
1-4 Expand. +15

rolled 88, 27, 40, 68 = 223

>>19162414
rolls

rolled 81, 81, 51, 48 = 261

1-4. Ring of fire.

Order $wag to move west to meet up with the mutants.

>>19161913

I can respect that, OP. But ONLY if his playgroup does the same. Like you have a booster-only league rule, and everyone has a separate pile of cards that they play with against each other.

Trying to do that and play other people, strangers, tournaments, etc, is full retard.

I love booster-days though. To keep it fair, everyone in the group has to have the same amount of packs too to prevent some power hungry faggot from buying like 30 packs and blow everyone out.

My playgroup usually gets anywhere from 1-3 packs every friday to modify our decks.

>Playing with the game.
>Enjoying it.
>Not enjoying the game.

Neckbeard logic. Even then it doesn't justify you going full neckbeard over them enjoying it.

>>19161913

I wouldn't call that a tard, just a person with a different perspective of the game. For the longest time I would only buy boosters, but I wanted really cool cards that weren't in boosters anymore so I had to buy singles. Even then that is only after a couple of years of playing.

>>19162274

Chill the hell out

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>>19162261

stop being assholes.

>>19162281

We do this too. We all have our own decks/cards/etc that is like no holds barred, buy singles, do whatever the fuck you want.

But once a week, usually Sundays, we have our separate "no buyingpower faggotry" deck days where we use booster-only cards. It's a lot of fun. Shitty cards you would never play in a million years suddenly become useful because you have no other choice.

>>19162214
>cast [this] only if you have planeswalked this turn
Who the fuck actually plays Planechase? Surely most people will be buying this for EDH cards, not some shitty multiplayer variant.

>>19162239
My local store has weekly Planechase events. People seem to have a good time with it. They're also pretty psyched about the new set coming out.

>>19162227

That minotaur...I want him...so bad...

>>19162239
My group and I love planechase

"I suggest brute force." you say. "I do a ton of damage to him, and then toss so much C4 that there's no way he can get away from it. With my upgraded 'drites, I'm sure I can crack his shields now. We just need properly directed raw force."
She sighed.
"Fuck it. I'm going to buy an old chinook from Oleg or something, and strap a cannon to it." She says. "At least for my own piece of mind. Or. . "

She blinks. "You're right. I did think of something. Four words, actually. Orbital laser weapons platform."

>>19162349
"Orbital?
How do you plan to do that?"

>>19162349
That would work. We just pump enough power in it to say fuck diffusion, somehow get it past regulations and so on. The hard part is making sure it's in the right place over the area we need blown to pieces. It's certainly far away enough that taking retaliation would be next to impossible.

"Orbital? How do you plan to do that?"

"Well, we borrow Omega. . Just to get it up there. It won't last long, especially with, you know, gravity and regulations and petty stuff like that, but we can strap some spare hover plates to it to make sure it gets where we want it to get." She says.
"And we pump enough power into it to say fuck diffusion."
"Exactly. I need to get a big enough power core, though. . . Fuck, I might have to call one of my mom's friends. in order to get it to the dome in time."

She turned on your computer, and started typing. Grayson walked back. "Your big box of explosives should be ready soon." He said.

>>19162425
Cooling is going to be an issue, if it's in space or at least upper atmosphere there is going to be very little to no convection to cool it down.

self bump

Nothing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRLdhFVzqt4&feature=BFa&list=TLonF_nb9Z160

Kung Fu Hustle.

>>19162204

I can dig through the rules to find out how things can go wrong. I try to rule 0 as little as possible but if everyone's comfortable with that I can flex my powerz.

I can also call it a "terrain effect", which the rules advocate me bullshitting, and say that dirt or pebbles or splinters in this area causes chance to jam. You need to keep equipment clean and not touching the rubble.

>>19162221

Thank you! Very insightful!

I think I would be a bad commander, and so would anyone leading you

dealwithitshep.jpg

>>19161572

I can't help with the more doctrinal military side of things, but I can help with number 7.

Throw more than one "type" of enemy at your players. To use Call of Cthulhu as an example, let them first come up against some human cultists or Ghouls, particularly appropriate for that region. Dangerous things, but not immune to bullets. Let them have their fun rolling into town and blowing shit up. Then confront them with whatever your creatures were worshipping/guarding/confining, something that either isn't affected at all by bullets or will take some clever application of brute force to defeat. Maybe they need to detonate some explosives in just the right place so it gets buried beneath the temple, maybe it's only vulnerable when exposed to sunlight. Something like that.

Then of course, when you reach the end-game, throw caution to the wind and start killing.

>>19162232
I don't recall the monster used but I remember that it was inappropriate for the regional culture. Djinni could work beautifully. I'd encourage some variety in the enemy types too but that's just personal preference.

>>19162315
Oh! It was raksha but that's from hindu mythology not the koran.

>>19162204
Aren't 99.9% of the issues with the SAW someone just not cleaning it right? Baring using the retarded mag feed that is.

Also, not sure how more mechanized units work, but light infantry units usually bring at least one comms guy(mainly carries the radio for the platoon leader) and you'll need at least one CLS guy per squad(he is NOT a medic).

As soon as I have one I'll send her your way.

I tried to torrent them but every torrent site I visited is down or has some other problem.

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6725979/Dungeons_and_Dragons_4th_Edition_-_All_Books

>>19161460
Awesome. I was there the other day and TPB was down. I guess I should have check again. Thank.

>>19161486
That's the 4e books.

If you want 3.5e check /rs/

>>19161632
I'm glad you appreciate my work citizen. I do a good job of keeping Ponyfags out, don't I? xD

>Someone posts ponies
>OMG OMG YOU SICK FUCK THATS AGAINST DA ROOLZ GTFO PONYFUCKER >>>/mlp/

>Someone posts porn
>OMG OMG I LOVE PORN SCREW THE RULES KEEP POSTING MOAR MOAR

I'm just saiyan.

>>19161647
>xD

>>19161647
>xD

Leave.

>>19161698
If you're not with me, you're against me, ponyfag >:(

>>19161703
Lel, le mad?

You guys should find something more socially acceptable to do, like public gay orgies or something.

>>19161404
That would have been funny if it wasn't actually true.

ib4 knee deep snow at -10C

No-fuck-you.

>>19161589
Eye dunt se any poblm wit dat sord.

>>19161982
Not by as much as you'd think. And when steel working was only just being developed, bronze weapons were as good or better than steel.

What steel has going for it is A) it's easier to work, B) iron is really plentiful and C) making it isn't toxic enough to kill you if you mess up.

No, bronze is superior to steal in many ways, especially for weapons and armor. But tin and copper are rarely found close to each other in natural deposits, so ancient cultures moved to using more common iron and steel for financial and logistic reasons.

I received a sword from a giant. It was forged of pure knowledge. It is highly prized by my peers, bu those i wish to cut down the most with it ignore it entirely.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of copper.
Steel is better.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of want.

It's rather dull. All his other swords look so sharp and brilliant...

>>19161556
I found berserkers to be more reliable.And they can shoot aswell...if you consider their bolt pistols a threat that is.

My early Chaos experience (casual games beneath 1000-1500pts) has been good with Kharn with some zerkers who are supported by a defiler and some havoc's while a squad of CSM takes the most hits.And get your damn zerkers some damn transport.

Not but really get Kharn, always hit on 2 or higher while he is swinging around a power weapon and then the extra D6 you can roll against vehicles is really nice considering his price is 165pts from the top of my head.Did I also say he got a plasma pistol a bunch of grenades and is resistant to psycic dickwads?Perfect HQ for small games.

That or get a deamonprince and use a skill named lash to draw the enemy in the open while your support tears em a new one.

>>19161962

Because new fluff states the Grey Knights are the Militant organization for ALL the Inquisition, not just the Malleus.

>>19162159
God I want to make a battletoads army now..

>>19161962

Psychic deamon summoning xenos.

You need some one who can predict the behavior of the xenos and plan to kill them in the most efficient manner possible.

And then you need a bunch of psychic murder machines to enact this plan, especially when Deamons Every Orifice happens.

>>19162198

That picture is a game of spot the meme

please also write WHY you liked that book

>>19161298

it was good

if you compare black library to say forgotten realms. which ones do you enjoy more?

bump

>>19161247

Know No Fear.

Please respond.

>>19162350
Taking a dump on other people's fun is /b/'s business, not ours. Some actual discussion of the actual mistakes being made would be nice, but I see no sign of that taking place.

>>19162419
Let's do this!

>>19162419
I'm always in.
>Plan
Form party, find an excuse to blow everything up. This time with a magic ritual.

>>19162419
Plan idea: A group of dwarven adventurers!
They have embarked to create a new fortress!
They shall name it... hmmm... not to be too obvious...

SHIPKILLED!

>>19162419
I'll come along, how straight are we gonna play this?>>19162420
Jesus you're mad, hide the thread and move on