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You may only pick two
Inappropriate in the 'smear peanut butter on your genitals so she will lick them' way?
Is there more of this? Reverse search isn't being particularly helpful today.
I was thinking in the weird "taking advantage of" or "master-submissive" type of ways for "inappropriate." I'd probably avoid the peanut butter thing I'd like her as more of the playful little sister who cuddles up to me kind of way.
Also, I still need to find something for dinner, but I am SO avoiding the PB&J now because of that
I don't know why but I find those two the most attractive. Followed by Golgori if you cut the leeches.
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Alright you gitz. The Ork Generator is now finished and ready for testing.
Lets have a roll of 1d100 for the boy'z gender.
Since we already know the outcome of that, lets have another 1d100 for our Ork'z religious affiliation. Gork or Mork.
OP's back bitches. Lets roll up another Ork. Perhaps a friend or rival to Big Mek McBolts?
Roll 2d100 to get things rolling with which God we prefer and our clan.
has the generator image
Rolled 61, 58 = 119
Aye, a Morkite of the Evil Sunz. Thats a +10 bonus to future Gear rolls.
1d100 for size!
'Uge orkz iz betta than smaller, runtier orkz!
1d100 for speciality
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So I want to talk Pathfinder. I know, every single question will be met with "Play a system that isn't D&D and <fill in miracle you're wishing for here>", so let's pass on that.
I'm planning my character for where the build is going to go later in the game, and I just want some suggestions/feedback on my ideas.
First: Lore Warden Fighter 6/Maneuver Master Monk 1, for the reach AoO/Greater Trip/Furious Smash synergy, as well as Flurry of Maneuvers since my DM ruled I can use my polearm to Dirty Trick.
It's where to go after that which I'm not sure about. Ride Fighter levels to 19? I heard about Student of War which seems cool for the flavor and some abilities gained, but I can't see the benefit in hitting a Prestige class when I seem to get some pretty good utility from just sticking with one class all the way. That, and the Skill focus feat it costs seems like a tax I don't know if I want to pay.
I'm not really used to playing characters past level 5 or so, so I'm not really sure what to do to keep my fighter competent.
And first level spells or any resistance will negate the shock and corrosive, while everything you fight is, usually, evil.
Why would you ever play a fighter in Shitfailer?
Keen is relevant, Cold Iron is not (directly)
Figure cost last - first determine the total "+" of the weapon. Holy is a +2. Shocking and Corrosive are both +1.
+1 Weapon (+1 total)
+1 Corrosive (+2 total)
+1 Shocking Corrosive (+3)
+1 Holy (+3)
Then, compare the total bonus to the cost chart. At +3, that's 18,000. Then add any other costs, like Cold Iron [flat +2000].
So you have a +1 Keen Cold Iron weapon. Its total enhancement is +2, so 8000GP. Adding Holy makes it +4 total, or 32,000. You thus need 24,000 GP to upgrade it. The total value of the weapon will be ~34,000 (including the flat 2000 for Cold Iron)
I got that much.
If your main concern is the Skill Focus feat, I'd just talk to your GM. If he's willing to be flexible with Dirty Trick I'm sure you could convince him to let you skip that prerequisite.
If you do go with Student of War, it might be worthwhile to take a level or three in Ninja to take full advantage of Deadly Blow for some Sneak Attack damage. Plus, a little extra ki for your monk abilities and some extra skill points.
I don't know for sure, though. I'm just reading through, I'm not much of a Pathfinder person.
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Anyone know the contents of the swarm box?
>At least online for awhile.
Can some of you glorious elegan/tg/entlemen tell/post to this board when the time comes?
There's at least 3000 points there not counting the Bio Titan. Its far more than just a token force.
In your opinion.
that joke only works with cruddace, sirrah.
>So looks like they're tired of the internet pointing out that specific authors of theirs that are terrible, and instead just want people to hate the entire Geedubs design studio
More like this is probably close to how books have been written for the past so many years.
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You know what time it is? It's Smashfucker time.
Since /tg expressed interest, here is a continuation of the las thread,this time with revised, hopefully non-shitty math blessed by the Ironfather.
I threw in as many named melee powerhouses as I could think of, though characters without Eternal Warrior or at least T5 will invariably go down in no time at all.
Warlord Traits and psyker powers were only considered if fixed. No character was fielded with a retinue. All psyker powers were treated as always working to keep things simple. Everybody involved is Ld 10 anyway.
All ablities that proc of the loss of a wound were considered to work once a one-wound threshold had been crossed by the wounds accumulated so far.
All combat was treated as a ongoing challenge, so shooting and charge boni were not considered.
Ironfather Smashfucker is a chaptermaster under Iron Hands tactics with the following gear: thunderhammer, lightning claw, artificer armor, Gorgon's Chain, bike. He costs 260 points.
He isn't equipped with digital weapons to reduce the needed workload a bit. Naturally, both Tempered Helm and Betrayer's Bane were also not included, given the nature of these tests.
Tier 1; the alpha predators:
Do the impossible, punch the unpunchable, smash the fuck out of Smashfucker.
Swarmlord - Victorious after two phases, with 2.08 wounds taken in return.
Skarbrand - Victorious after two phases, with 2.78 wounds taken in return.
Be'lakor - Victorious after three phases, with 2.07 wounds taken in return.*
Ghazghull Thraka under Waaagh! - Victorious after four phases, with 2.43 wounds taken in turn.
* Invisibility is the way to go here, Hallucination is both less reliable and less effective. Smash was used in the third phase to provide Instant Death.
Tier 2; the cross counter:
Where both fighters manage to punch each other's light out at the same time.
Darnath Lysander - Both combatants are dead after six phases.
What kinb of save has a riptide hav e at the start of the game?
I ask myseld how much, on average, those d6+3 ap - wounds Lias Issadon causes would do to him.
About 7 on average and he has a 3 plus armor save?
So....3,5 wounds in average?
Sounds good too me.
Even though it may be wasted potential.
Oh yeah, it does.
Thanks, gonna calc him vs Karandras.
Riptides have 2+/5++ base saves, and most people give them FNP 5+.
Fucking shit fuck.
Assault them or bust I guess.
Or ignore them, but I don't like that option.
Karandras vs Old One Eye
Karandras re-rolls every to-wound because of Monster Hunter.
OOE rerolls one of 4 failed to hits and I assume that he fails first, than re-rolls 2nd, then fails 3rd and 4th and so on.
Karandras hits with mandiblasters: causes 0.75 wounds, 0.25 unsaved.
Then begins to swing his claw: 4 attacks, 2.64 hits, 2.56 wounds.
OOE strikes back: 5.5 attacks, 2.03 hits (including re-roll), 1.68 wounds.
2 more attacks from the special rule: 0.55 wounds.
Karandras: 0.77 wounds
OOE: 1.19 wounds
Considering OOE lost 3 wounds, he gets back one. So 2 now.
Karandras does pretty much same and kills OOE if he is still alive.
Otherwise, with lucky enough rolls OOE stomps him in first round.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is time. The King who unified the kingdoms last, King Eddard I the Reconciliator of House Arryn, is dead and following a generation of succession disputes, King's Landing is left without a king. Once again, the death of an Arryn plunges the land into a conflict.
Choose your sides, my Lords, my Ladies, my Princes and your Graces. We must now play the Game of Thrones.
Further defining this rule, player owned citadels must be taken before NPC owned citadels or it won't count.
The Knights of the Sunspear advance against their enemy in Westeros.
Martell > Bravoos
From now on, I'm going to need a distinction between the city of Braavos and the faction of Braavos.
As he wont let me get the twins easyly i need to get him as far away from th twins as possible so i may take the twins
Starks > Greyjoy
>King in the North
Ill say siege if im attacking a city of castle
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What are the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices in your magical realm?
>Fantasy food thread
Alright, I'm going to shower now. When I'm done, IC review of at least one dish coming up.
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>Royale Avec du Fromage
I love food in games. It's going to be a big focus in my current campaign for (joke partly meant) flavor, with lots of magical stuff and imports and the like to have it be useful in a mechanical sense too. Foods, meats, alcohol, coffee...
I also like making random pointless food items and ideas, and even made a table for an item called the Chaos Lunch Dispenser. Insert coins, press the button, roll 3d6 two times, and get a weird random-generated mostly junk food lunch to eat, usually with limited magical properties.
Fun to come up with absurd things to try to use at some point. Lava rocks candy, glass frogbox martinis, fire bat gyros, End Days Soda (featuring Applegeddon and Apocalyme!), shit is FUN god im hungry now
You know what? I'll bite.
"I have to hand it to the Chef. Howling Ham seems like the most absurd item on the menu. You're fit for a night of fine dining with the woman, and the last thing you'd think of is the drowning screams of a Pig. I'm sure you'll think as I did while staring down at the menu. 'Why so much wasted effort for a simple cut of pork?'. Part of me even still thinks that. It isn't lacking in flavour or tenderness, but it doesn't excel either. Though trust me on this one, take the earplugs out. In its own sick and twisted way, this slapstick on a plate will have you giggling like the Abyssal at the table across. Sometimes eating is about ambiance, and this dish delivers something unlike anything you've ever witnessed. And I've had live shrunken kneel beetles!"
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After successfull raid on another planet your Waaagh!!! looted the Emperor. But one question remains.
How would you paint him and why? Obviously he has a lot of dakka, being all yellow on yellow on chair, but maybe you've enough dakka already?
>inb4 stoopid 'umie tinkin' dere's evah enuff' dakka
He still has tear ducts, kinda.
In an effort not to frame my argument incorrectly, here is a re-color/re-draw of the
picture. You can tell blanche was pretty pissed about it, the skull/ribcage is done poorly and he didn't even bother to re-do the hands.
But even then (this is from the 4th ed codex) they still maintained that the emperor had a small role in imperium rule; they just lessened his role quite a bit.
I figure the Throne itself produces the beacon, psykers or not. The story about needing to feed psykers to it is just an excuse to get rid of all the shitty bottom-tier psykers that are more trouble than they're worth, and to fund psyker sweeps to locate the few that are actually useful for discipline and training.
And the Emperor is just a dried-up dusty skeleton and has no more consciousness than the cobwebs inside his skull.
pg. 138 6th edition codex
>"their task is to interpret and enact the silent will of the Emperor, relying on his potent mind to guide their thoughts and inspire their actions."
pg. 137 (6th ed)
>some stuff about how the golden throne preserves his decaying body
>"...his great mind endures inside a rotting carcass... His immense psychic powers reach out from the Golden Throne..."
>"his psychic mind is wholly preoccupied combating the denizens of the Warp"
Like said earlier, 4th-on started retconning that the emperor's body was fully alive and that he could actually still talk. Even then, it is stated outright that mentally and psychically he is still very much alive.
The Inquisition War has an Inquisitor have a fucking conversation with the Emperor, of course he's alive
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Real fast /tg/ does anybody have the comic of the lewd elf bothering the nice orc?
Elven child rape, I believe. I remember the children came from a village of elves.
I love this comic.
basically he modded in genitals with GRASP, so he had his penis grab her girl parts and crush them into a bloody mess
however I think the dude might be lying and the story is made up because I don't think you can mod creature bodies in-game like that, he specified he isolated the girl, then modded in the rapeable parts, THEN raped her, and I think that's impossible
Stuff happens, they embellish it.
They came from goblin forts.
Obok Meatgod was the name, I think.
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Diamond > Sapphire > Ruby > Emerald
Nah, Sableye is balanced - he has no weaknesses but the stats suck. Spiritomb is straight no fun allowed. I actually started using Sableye because I like Ghost Pokemon and he was the first ghost since Ghastly/Haunter that I actually liked the look of. Didn't find out about the no weaknesses thing until I ported him to my copy of Pearl.
I did have a Kadabra in Gen 1. I also had ONE buddy with the game, and we never fought because one of us was always 20 levels ahead of the other.
Skulls are the best. Fuck gemstones! (Except for Topaz. I want that delicious magic find)
You aren't hungarian either.
They aren't bad, good for a sorc or necro.
16/12% steal, replenish health/mana is sweet.
In any case you'll want that magic find from topazs, probably in a separate set of gear.
But at every other class, you want Amethyst for Attack Rating, Diamond for all resists if you use a shield at least in Vanilla.
In the expansion, put your armor full of diamonds, shield full of diamonds, and weapon full of emeralds. 300+ extra poison damage is nothing to scoff at.
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That's clearly a langolier, or maybe the imprisoned from skyward sword.
Ooh, I forgot Ark was summonable at all. Man, wasn't it great when Final Fantasy games weren't horrible?
There, I did a better one.