>everyone becomes quiet
>suddenly one hears the distinctive sound of a fat man heavily panting and another unfamiliar sound behind it
>as the crowd focuses theyre eyes on stage they see gaben, coming in on a nuclear powered jetpack, is able to just barely hover 1mm over the stage
>the fear becomes that if his feet touch the ground, his weight would collapse the entire stage.
>the lights, now focused on gaben, show him grab over for a stray twinkie on the table next to him
>as he eats it, his accumulated weight causes the jetpack to give out and brings his behemoth mass downward
>as his feet touch the ground, the crowd has no time to response as the earth itself collapses into itself and they all die instantaneous painless deaths
>so heavy and quick is this collapse that it causes a universal singularity near our solar system that creates a giant blackhole
>gaben's mass, being so immense, is actually gravitating around the black hole as he sees the cosmos collapsing into itself
>as the very last star is sucked into the black hole and his giganitc mass finally starts to be pulled in, he mutters
>"that was a good twinkie"