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>Can we have a serious Naruto thread?
Wrong question to ask, instead place a serious topic for the thread to discuss, it's an essential key to discuss an anime/manga that hasn't come out on that exact day, or that isn't popular with /a/.
>Admit it, you were also a narutard back in the day.
Misuse of spoiler tags, also a way for people such as >>104784422 >>104784387
to derail the thread.
>I cried like the little faggot i was when Zabuza and Haku died.
Phrased poorly, try to make it less based around yourself, and more around /a/, like this "Anyone else cry like a bitch when X and Y died?" It conveys the same message, while removing the stigma of blogging.
Learn how to create a thread, and it can be successful regardless of it's content, and if this is indeed a "troll" thread, then you're doing a poor job of that as well.